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ZincHead Report Final score: 135points POST Celia McDaniel 8 months ago Me...all the time...everyday 11points reply View more comments #10 Thanks for sharing! A Goony bird!" The husband, in his usual bored tone replied, "Goony Bird, my foot!" Rate How funny is this joke, video, picture? Pour water in hand, make sneeze noise, throw water on back of person's neck: (Amusement Potential: 5-15 minutes) Always a good gag. Add source A young person is a child, grows up, grows old, and then becomes like a child again. navigate here

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Submitted by: fayaz 88 Boredom is when you check the fridge over and over hoping that something amazing will appear. It takes about 30 seconds of staring to create an after image, and the image is then viewable for about the same length of time. SophosLabs Behind the scene of our 24/7 security.

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Try to beat your record number of times before the person catches on. IT Initiatives Embrace IT initiatives with confidence. x x Let's fight boredom together! POST Alizay Chou-Lai 2 months ago Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

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Plus, after pinching yourself for awhile, boredom will seem nice next to being in pain. Subscribed! Really Bored Things you can do with absolutely nothing... Scrappy_Larue Report Final score: 166points POST Anna Edvardsen 8 months ago True for half of the Instagram "gurus" ???? 15points reply View More Replies...

Submitted by: Josh stevens 34 Only those who want everything done for them are bored. - Billy Graham 34 If you're bored with life - you don't get up every morning