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If an attorney is elected to government office, it shall be a felony to hunt, trap, or possess it. 10. What athlete is warmest in winter? A long jumper! A: They're both extinct. More: Riddles What Starts With a P… Q: What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has thousands of letters?
She said, "Oh!!!! More: Riddles A Man Is Pushing His Car… Q: A man is pushing his car along, and when he comes to a hotel he shouts, "I'm bankrupt!" Why? In a few minutes, the farmer hears a knock on the door. A mince spy! http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comedy/what-to-see/50-best-christmas-cracker-jokes/
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A: The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside. He taps into the Airphone with his modem and searches the Net and even the Library of Congress. Who is going to pay for my court costs?" "I'll sign a paper that I won't sue." "Can I read to you from the transcript of the trial? Why did the algae and and the fungus get married?
The front tiger turns around and cuffs the rear tiger and says, "I said stop it!." The rear tiger says, "Sorry," and they continue. Elf-is Presley! A: Their lips are moving. Christmas Humor She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.
Thank you for taking all of us with you." "No problem," said the lawyer, "The grass in my yard is about two feet tall." The old man was critically ill. Christmas Joke Peep Show But what about the leaves, the grass, the branches and the dirt?" "Well, I had to chase him all through the park." - from Ray Martinez A group of terrorists burst This hatred? The psychiatrist responds, "That easy, you're two tents." (get it?) (submitted by Stan Walls) What is it called when a person sings in the shower?
Submitted to Reddit by I_DRINK_BABYOIL 19. And so the Lord said unto John, "Come forth; and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster. Funny Joke Of The Day Tragically, but perhaps inevitably, within a few weeks, the newlyweds realized that they had made a horrible mistake. Sorry about that. Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!
Christmas Joke Peep Show
Q: How are an apple and a lawyer alike? recommended you read A: To practice. Random Cracker Joke After nearly three hours, the judge was totally out of patience and sent the bailiff into the jury-room to see what was holding up the verdict. Christmas One Liners George says, "I still can't tell where we are, lets ask that guy on the ground." So Harry yells down to the man "Hey, could you tell us where we are?".
He entered ten, figuring at least one of them would win, but no pun in ten did. The Godfather asks again, "where's the three million bucks you embezzled from me?" The attorney interrupts, "Sir, the man is a deaf-mute and cannot understand you, but I can interpret for Submitted to Reddit by coolislandbreeze Advertisement 11. What's Harry Potter's favourite method of getting down a hill? The man who needs it doesn't know it. Rude Christmas Crackers
I have not edited or made up any of these jokes. Cracker Comedy Several hundred people followed the man. The second hearse has a lawyer who opposed me in some business litigation.
ANSWER: Pilgrims (submitted by Amy Scheuer CTRS) Why did the turtle cross the street?
Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior. He couldn't get past Iceland. 8. What kind of motorbike does Santa ride? A Holly Davidson! Funny Riddles A: To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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Peter left his desk at the gate and came down the long line to where the lawyer was, and greeted him warmly. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over the envelopes. A: Edam.